(Class 2009)
Eve Libby, also known as Tony, Gerardo, Maria, and Cliff, is a true New
Yorker. She drinks cawfee and wawks her dawg. Her voicemail involves
the line, “I’m from LonGUYYYYLAAAANNND!”
which
can be translated into English as, “I am a resident of Long Island.”
She makes the best kosher lo mein in the Tri-State area.